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The act of getting ready to put on a strap-on dildo and anally penetrate a man, or a man getting ready to be fucked in the ass by a woman wearing a strap-on.
Dave and Chuck The Freak coined the phrase "Prepare to Peg!" during one of their segments involving pegging.
The tagline of the game Dark Souls.
Protip: They aren't kidding.
Guy 1: Played some Dark Souls the other day.
Guy 2: How'd it go.
Guy 1: When the box said, "prepare to die," it turned out they were serious.
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Spiritual/motivational phrase derived from a story of 2 farmers. Both farmers prayed for rain but yet only one farmer prepared his crops and field to recieve the rain. Ask yourself, "Which farmer believed?"
Prepare yourself for what you wish & pray for as actions speak louder than words.
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Professional athlete: I was preparing for rain when I spent all those hard spent hours @ the gym when no one believed in me.
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Alien cook from Rigal that uses recipipes from: How to cook 40 meals for 40 people
"Hey remember that episode of The Simpsons with Serak the Preparer?"
"Oh yeah the one where he has the cookbook called How to cook 40 meals for 40 people?"
"Yeah that the one"
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To shave and clean your pussy if oral sex is on the menu for the night.
Well, I better go prepare the meal for Seth, I'm hoping he'll eat at the Y tonight.
Sorry Honey, I didn't prepare the meal. I'd rather we just fuck.
Can you believe Seth told me to prepare the meal next time? He said I didn't pass the finger test.
when you are waiting to do something with the sudden urge right before it happens to not do it
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"I really want to go to Dreamworld tomorrow, but I don't know about going on The Giant Drop."
"Don't worry. That's just prepared nervousness."
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"When Sam was about to kick Tim in the balls, I thought he was suffering from prepared nervousness."
A native of Rhode Island who is a huge fan of psychopathic records and always carries a blow up bed in his car... you know, just in case.
Luna-Chriz is such a prepared juggalo.
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