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Prescott Arizona, a great place if your retired and want to do nothing all day. Moving here is also decent for punishing your children, or if you hate yourself. There's nothing to do except hikes when its not to hot in the summer, or cold in the winter. 75 percent of this town is Mormon, including almost every decent girl you meet, which are very few. Its actually shocking how few attractive girls live in this town! Growing up here you can hang out a few places including Walmart, your basement watching movies, or the square with 5 restaurant they call downtown. Drugs are popular and cheap, Living so close to the border there's a plentiful supply of heroin and weed. By the time you get to high school most people are so bored its rare to meet someone that's sober and not pregnant. I don't understand why you would move to Prescott, but it's your choice (don't do it man).
"Hey have you been to Prescott, az?"
"Ya I used to visit until my friend there drank bleach"
"Still better than living there"
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Class hating northern twat.
Hates anyone who has money or tries to better themselves, believes he is a man of the people !!
Yeah, John the only people you represent are beer swilling embittered failures who resent everyone else who got up of their arses and got a real job.
Abject failure in every politic task he has been given.
Integrated Transport Policy - Total Fuck Up
More Homes in the South East - Total Fuck Up
More Rights to Pikey Scum - success
Oh Well thats all right then !!!
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A rural town in Northern Arizona where cowboys go to retire. Everywhere you look there is a Mexican restaurant and some rocks. There’s a lot of rocks. Rocks.
Howdy partner, welcome to Prescott, AZ!
Do you want to visit Prescott, AZ? No!
a really cool guy with loads of friends
yo have you heard oscar prescott got that fresh trim
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You old, bordering on ancient? Prescott is the place for you! This place is God’s waiting room. Plenty of rich doctors too.
There is absolutely nothing to do here for teenagers, except for hiking. Everybody goes to Phoenix for a good time. Because of the old people and druggies that dropped out of the plentiful rehab facilities, the drivers here are hilariously bad. There has been one big movie about this town, and it wasn’t even filmed here (Only the Brave). Of course it had to be about a tragedy. Everyone in the film had a western accent and most rode horses, painting this town to feel like the modern-old West. To be fair, almost everybody is packing heat in this town. 80% of this town is Mormon, and the other 20% is Christian. England has a pub on every corner, Prescott has churches. Unless you want your kids to die of boredom, don’t come here.
“Wow, I saw a guy openly carrying in Walmart today.”
“Yup, that is Prescott, AZ.”
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A boring little town about 8 miles away from Prescott, AZ. People don't do much in PV. Mostly just lay around and work. The vast and open fields are not much to lok at. The parties are plentiful and the beer flows rapidly. There are a couple neighboring cities that are just as small- Dewey, Humboldt, Mayer. It's not FUN to live there, but it's a place the 35,000 people have to cal home- willingly or not. Teenagers get bored very fast. School is no different. Bradshaw Mountain High School is shitty. People don't learn much, just enough to get by and get the superintendents their money. Its always fun going to school and being bored all day long.
Drive up from PHX about an hour and you can see Prescott Valley for yourself.
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A very small college in Prescott, Arizona, that is centered on experiential education, liberal arts, the environment, and mostly privileged white people from New England to have an adventure out West, man.
"Hey Dad, I know I haven't really accomplished much else in the past 5 years other than getting really high in the woods and hiking around, but I think I want to extend that to my university education"
"What do you mean, son?"
"Well, there's this really cool college in the middle of Arizona called Prescott College that emphasizes adventure education and environmentalism, and specializes in dreadlocks and weed smoking. I think I want to go there and create my own bachelors degree."
"Wait, what about Bates College, where I went! I'm still on good terms with the President there and he's already assured me your acceptance."
"I know, Dad, but I don't really want to have to 'do' math and chemistry"
"Okay, your trust fund is transferable. Just don't get a Spanish girl pregnant!"
"Thanks, Dad, you're the best!"
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