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To push ones testicles to their backside, then press their bare ass and testicles against a plane of glass, squishing the testes against the glass, thus resembling a pressed ham and eggs.
Johnny served all of us a Pressed Ham and Eggs for breakfast from his RV Sunday.
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Snorting adderall off of someone ass.
Just got caught whiffing a peppys pressed ham.
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The act of spreading ones' butt cheeks and sitting on the face of your partner.
"Bro I just had the most wicked Polish ham press last night from Allie and I about passed out it was so good."
Pressing ones bottom cheeks on a window of a stationary or moving vehicle
Oh Dear! looked at that 'spam pressed ham' thats just gone by!!!!
When two dudes greet eachother, in a non-gay way, by lifting their shirts and pressing their bare fat guys together.
Two dudes: "Hey dude how's it going?" * They Press ham
Dude over there: "wtf was that!?"
Two dudes together: "it's pressing ham man! Best way to greet someone!"