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Irish Pressure Cooker

Similar to the Dutch Oven, but with more planning and precision. You begin by eating an astronomical amount of Irish Beef Stew (like I said, this takes planning). Then begin binge drinking with Bushmills and Guinness. Let the brewing begin...
Once you are in bed, create a tight seal with the bedsheet against your chest, and release the silent killer into the death chamber. While keeping a tight seal on the sheet, raise your legs into the air in order to build the required pressure. Drop your legs back down to the mattress, while simultaneously releasing the sealed sheet towards your partners face. If your partner is gagging (and potentially throwing up), you will know you were successful.

Cole: Megan threw a lamp at my head lastnight.
Ben: What did you do this time?
Cole: Caught her with the Irish Pressure Cooker...TWICE!

by BeastMode1987 October 18, 2019

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Pressure cooker syndrome

When you can't help but be a pain in the ass to someone..

J-bird was being nice to the partyline till his Pressure cooker syndrome kicked in and he started taking hot shots for laughs..

by The_Elite_Trucker_Group January 31, 2024


Beantown Pressure Cooker

The intense bloated feeling you have after a night of eating chilli and hard drinking.

I was lucky to make to the bathroom before my Beantown Pressure Cooker blew.

by JohnnyH June 17, 2016


Pressure cooker

To fart in a car when driving, then disable the electric windows so your passengers are trapped

The drive to Geneva was ruined by a pressure cooker from Harsch.

by Simba and Oscar April 26, 2024


Pressure cooker

Ir is the when you fart under a weighted blanket and hold your spouse under. Like a Dutch oven but with a weighted blanket.

My wife was in bed after we had chili so I subjected her to the pressure cooker

by David Kolep March 1, 2021


Pressure Cooker

An uncut dick that precums under it's hood

I cannot wait any longer, I must eat this pressure cooker meat now!

by Kuntry84 May 12, 2020


Emmet loves pressure cookers

The term used for someone who thoroughly enjoys the use, and or presence of a pressure cooker

Steve: did you see that new cuisinart

Vince: I only have one thing to say, Emmet loves pressure cookers

by Sewy slice June 3, 2021