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A sexual act in which the man is having anal sex with a woman and, as he climaxes, the woman rotates her head 180 degrees and engorges herself on the juices inside the man's skull.
Dude 1: Dude, what's up with your head?
Dude 2: I was having sex with Mandy last night and she preying mantis'd me.
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When you dump into someone’s mouth and they regurgitate it back into yours. Much like feeding a baby bird.
Jack is so sweet, he calls me his baby bird. Every Friday night he gives me a birds of prey.
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One of the most well-known CBer along with his other companions army: Pandemon, b a n n 3-d d ...
Uses good grammar and has a way with words.
CBer1: What do vegetables say at church? Lettuce Prey! :DD
CBer2: :|
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'Real Housewives' slang for gettin' some of dat holy penis
Real Housewives of Atlanta's Drew Sidora pulled out receipts on LaToya Ali, who apparently got quite close to Prophet Lott... in the Biblical sense. Drew accused her of "Preying on the prophet" and ruining the christening of her young daughter.
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The only insect that makes a great pet.
They hatch on Memorial Day, give or take a few days. About July 4 they are large enough to find in the wild. If you have an egg case in a terrarium, you'll be able to see them as soon as they hatch, but good luck finding these little guys outside.
They all have wings, but only adult males fly. Males are slightly shorter, a lot skinnier, and much more hyper. They are a lot harder to catch and somewhat more difficult to tame.
If well fed, they are much less cannibalistic than commonly thought. Yes, a small percent are Jeffrey or Jennifer Dahmers, but most are not.
Unfortunately they are short lived. In the wild they die between fall and winter. In captivity they still might die in fall, but some will make it almost to next spring.
It may seem cruel, but it's usually best to clip their wings in the fall, as they get a disease which starts out as brown spots on their wings but soon turns into holes. They die sooner if you let them get this, or let it progress. Cut the wings and put some Neosporin CREAM on them with a Q-tip.
FOOD: Katydids are their favorite. Small grasshoppers are good. Moths are excellent. You may have to buy crickets in the winter. Baby mantids eat flightless fruitflies (PETSMART).
Preying Mantis Kung Fu mimicks the fighting style of the Preying Mantis.
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The Cougar's age range preference, below which she isn't usually willing to prowl.
Sorry, babe, you're way below my prey grade...
A big, fresh dog poo waiting just around a busy corner to ruin a poor, unsuspecting pedestrian’s day
I was out jogging in my brand new, white sneakers yesterday, turned into north street and went surfing on a massive turd of prey! I swear it was just waiting to ruin my trainers. I spent 5 hours cleaning cack out of the soles with my mum’s toothbrush!