Primary Dealers

pri-mah-ree deel-errs
noun, rape.

1. A list of well-connected multinational financial institutions maintained by the New York Federal Reserve. When the Fed undergoes expansionary monetary policy (quantitative easing, open market operations, lowering interest rates, reducing the reserve ratio, printing money, inflation, communism, financial terrorism), the Primary Dealers are the first to receive this money, whereby it is promptly lent to the rest of humanity at interest, in the piss-on-me theory of trickle-down economics. Typically receiving dollar quantities in the billions and sometimes trillions, money given to these banks under guise of saving the economy retains its value to prop up the economy long enough for the Primary Dealers to derive value from this newly created fiat currency. Once the dollars reach the actual people in the economy, typically as presented by a populist-oriented central planning communal directive as espoused by a politician, the value of the dollars are reduced as a result of inflation not only by the arbitrary creation of these dollars by the compatriot-compliant Federal Reserve, but also of the fractional-reserve banking that lends out dollars whilst no money is in the vault for a financial regime looking for the next ruse to thieve even more money from the average working citizen.

As of December 30, 2011, the list of Primary dealers includes the following:

Bank of Nova Scotia, New York Agency
BMO Capital Markets Corp.
BNP Paribas Securities Corp.
Barclays Capital Inc.
Cantor Fitzgerald & Co.
Citigroup Global Markets Inc.
Credit Suisse Securities (USA) LLC
Daiwa Capital Markets America Inc.
Deutsche Bank Securities Inc.
Goldman Sachs & Co.
HSBC Securities (USA) Inc.
Jefferies & Company, Inc.
J.P. Morgan Securities LLC
Merrill Lynch, Pierce, Fenner & Smith Incorporated
Mizuho Securities USA Inc.
Morgan Stanley & Co. LLC
Nomura Securities International, Inc.
RBC Capital Markets, LLC
RBS Securities Inc.
SG Americas Securities, LLC
UBS Securities LLC.

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The Primary Hunk

A hunk is strong, a hunk is sexy, smooth, muscular, confident, brave, able to overcome any obstacle, but above all a hunk is taller than Daniel Henry.

Matthew Gray Gubler is a the primary hunk.

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Primary Crush

The person who you like more than other people... If you have more than one crushes, this is the one who you think about the most.

"Okay, you like Josh, Andrew and Nick???"
"Yup, but Josh is my primary crush."

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Thrapston Primary

Absolutely shit anyone who goes there learns nothing most teachers dont know how to spell the.

I go to thrapston primary its shit

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Primary Colors

The heaviest band in the galaxy. Brutal. Loud. Defiant. Voted band mostly likely to sleep with your dead girlfriend. Their inspiration comes from lots of drugs and alcohol. Also known for their insane performances.

Dude! Were you at the Primary Colors show last night? We all hailed Satan, then pounded beers and smoked a bowl in the venue.

December 21, 2012. Egypt. Pyramid. Aliens N Shit. Apocalypse.

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bridgewater primary

the shittiest school in the southern hemisphere, I was learnig shit there (keyword, shit) that I learnt in year 2 at my previous school. marbury and the principal and the rest of the teachers there (except Jodi and Sue, they were good teachers, I actually learnt stuff thru them) and have a pike shoved up their arses and drowned, then revived, then have the same thing happen to them all over again

ME: lets go kill some bridgewater teachers
OTHER ME: yes, that'll be good for a laugh.

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Primary Crush

When as children, mainly in elementary/primary school
two people really like each other, but were stopped by forces larger to them, such as coodies or cooties. Crush is the beginnings of 'like', 'like-like' or 'love'

It involved playing tiggy or tag, where the young confused male would be mean to girls, e.g. push her off swimming pool floatation devices, or throw rocks at.

This could lead to puppy love

little boy : she is my crush.. so im going to be mean to her
little girl : he's so mean to me, don't like him

Sarena : "OMG its Gab!! my primary crush!! I haven't seen you in so many years!" *glomp*

Gab : " ehh ... oh? OHHHH Linh Lam!! the first girl I ever liked, my primary crush! *glomp!*

Sarena : i wuvy wuv youuu shooo muchhh

Gab : Ditto

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