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when your about to skeet in the woman randomly slap her on the poon, then make her unconcious with a headbutt to the face. whilst unconcious, poop on her chest. wait for her to wake up and when she does, she will bend over in pain as you slapped her vagina, then notice the poop on her chest. then you must run away. This is because she runs after you, bent over, throwing poop whilst being very angry. hence 'angry primate'
Dude1: look out! an angry primate!!!!
Dude2: sweeeeet, thanks for the heads up, gimme some *high five*
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When one is extremely angry. Much like ape shit but used in a more classy setting. When cursing is frowned upon. Or when one just wants to sound high class for comedic effect.
How dare you steal my close up photos of Taylor Swift' s vagina! I am going to go primate feces!
Lifeless idiot who threatens other people to "omg teh h4><0r j00 lol".
He just acting stupid, like an Evil Primate.
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the act of large primates pileing up on each other and butt fucking performing one big orgy
Dude, did you see that primate pile up on animal planet last night? it was crazy!
Literally, monkey-spanking; by extension, any repetitive exercise bearing no foreseeable benefit to mankind.
How can we get anything done with all this primate discipline going on?
A media-primate is a person, who isn't firm with the media and the internet at all. Media-primates are mostly boomers.
You are a media-primate. / Your mother behaves like a media-primate
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A primitive person who remains undeveloped in sociability and culture.
That primate always cries about people different from him.