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A Hot Ass Bitch Who keeps Getting Fucked By Bowser In His Bedroom!
Mario Bowser Is Fucking Princess Peach
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She was last seen cheating on Mario with Bowser.
I'm still pissed off that Princess Peach used me as a punching bag in both Smash Brothers games.
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1. Pet name for your girlfriend who has a big booty
2. A well known character in the Super Mario series
1. She's my Princess Peach cuz she's got dat ass ;)
2. That bitch Princess Peach always needs Mario to be saving her tf -_-
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A useless piece of shit that can't even protect herself. You would think after several decades of getting kidnapped, she would be learning self defense like karate or shit. But no, she trusts her weak as shit, guards called toad. And also everyone wants to fuck her.
Mario : Princess peach?
Princess Peach : Yes, Mario?
Mario : Don't you think that- a you should-a learn self defense or something because one day I may retire.
Princess Peach : No, I won't Mario because I always depend on others despite it failing for the past 35 years.
Mario : You know Peach, you're pretty stupid
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A princess from Super Mario that is always sexual in the Subway (Super) Smash Bros series.
Peach: (kissing hand) Peachy!
Player: Ewwwwww!!!!! I hate that sexual Princess Peach!
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A ditzy, helpless, dumb blonde who can't do shit to protect herself.
1: Who's your favorite princess in the Mario series?
2: Easy, Princess Peach.
1: Ew no she's an idiot. If you want a princess who's pure awesomeness, Daisy's where's it's at!
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a princess who lives in the mushroomkingdom. she is often (and i mean really often) getting kipnaped by mainly bowser, or occasionly a whole new character, meaning mario has to rescue her again.
you'll never get princess peach!
im sorry, but the princess is in another castle.
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