Princeton

NJ's hoodest town yet. spend all day at twist and all night at the fountain. more commonly known as an iv league college, but to mercer, middlesex, somerset, and sometimes even monmouth counties in NJ, its where one goes to blaze that shit, and make fun of drunk frat boys/girls. EVERYONE hangs in princeton if your from central NJ.

dude were totally chillin at princeton tonight bring a dutchmaster!

Were gonna go watch the crew team on the princeton river.

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princeton / princetoning

The act of not completing a task or job because it is deemed too hard or too much effort.

princeton / princetoning

He has not done any of the work I give him he just keeps princetoning it!

I was going to fix the pump but I decided to princeton it.

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princeton

Home to elitist douchebaggery.

Tyrone: Yo son, I'm going to Princeton.
Jamal: Damn negro, your an elitist douche bag.

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princeton

Stays out of the silly Harvard-Yale rivalry and quietly excels at everything it does. Has an incredible arts program and is situated in the best college town in America, and right down the street from Albert Einstein's old house.

The guy who invented mutual funds came out of Princeton.

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princeton

Home of arguably the worst of all architectural eyesores, its architecture building.

Student 1: "Do you think that we should admit to the horrific appearance of that architecture building?"

Student 2: "Well, even though we're at Princeton, where we're all self-acknowledging elitists who are incapable of taking criticism and we have to constantly tell ourselves that we're the best university in the country because nobody else cares, I think it's pretty ridiculous not to agree that the building is quite ironically disgusting.

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princeton

This is a phrase made for individuals who have an exceedingly small wanker. They also get little baby hard-ons for mothers of an older age.

*picks dog up off mothers lap*
"Oh my! What a little Princeton you have there!!!"

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Princeton in Beijing

A summer Chinese Language course held at Beijing Normal University, coordinated by Princeton University. Known as "Prison in Beijing" due to the excessive workload and the fact that students like to wear the color orange.

Tourist 1: Why is there a kid wearing an orange prison jumpsuit over there?
Tourist 2: He's just a student from Princeton in Beijing imprisoned by the course workload.

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