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A booby prize is a joke prize usually given in recognition of a terrible performance or last-place finish. A person who finishes last, for example, may receive a booby prize such as a worthless coin.
you finish last, you get the booby prize
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A prize given as a joke to the last-place winner of a race or competition. Sometimes jokingly coveted as an object of pride.
Brandon can't sing. He won the booby prize at the school talent show two years in a row. He has the trophies displayed on his shelf.
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A bad thing happening to those who play dirty games (cheating).
Play bitch games, win bitch prizes.
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A woman that you are with because you cannot be with the one you really want. a.k.a. the back up or a warm body
O that bitch, she's the consolation prize.
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The winnings celebrated by women for no accomplishment whatsoever other than divorcing a man, because, for her, it’s fun, like being on a TV Game Show. She receives money and property as well as the freedom to fuck whomever she wants while spending that money. Divorce Winnings can go into the Billions of USD$ far exceeding even skilled Game Show Champions, like Ken Jennings $3 Million winnings after 75 Jeopardy appearances proving that Ken is a dummy who only needed a vagina. Jennings, in fact, did lose to a person with a vagina. Winning oftentimes encourages further irresponsible decisions like more marriage (and more divorce) as a win/lose for society. Another win/loss to society is losing of its most talented entertainers, (like, possibly, Robin Williams, who felt financial pressures). This also passes as a life-strategy between Mother and Daughter. Changing from a man to a woman does not provide the kind of vagina that will earn money (at least through divorce).
A divorcing woman oftentimes receives a house, 50% of the savings, a lifetime of alimony and 21 years of child support. The woman need not account for actual child care expenses, and she won’t. She can receive child support from the husband even when the child is not his. And alimony is based on the lifestyle to which she is accustomed, which never resembles Little House on the Prairie.
Paul anguished over his divorce, but Heather got Cash and Prizes!
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An individual who listens to sundry radio shows for the sole purpose of winning a prize offered by said radio station.
Whenever the radio station holds a contest, the prize pigs always call in and wreck it for the real fans.
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When Joseph Pulitzer personally comes to your home and kicks you in the nuts. However painful it might be, it is very prestigious.
My last book earned me the Pulitzer Prize...
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