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A typically male person who looks out for, cares for, and protects their lesbian friends.
They're not dating, he's just her lesbian protector.
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A pinny-like garment that restricts the protrusion of an erect phallus from interfering with other peoples day to day business.
I'm working with too many lush girls, I need a boner protector.
Of some calls you a fridge protector they are saying you’ll do anything to protect the food in the fridge therefore calling you fat. If someone says this to you slap the shit out them.
Him: Shutchyo big fridge protector ass up
Me: *spaps the shit out this bum ass Biggs who think he can all me fat like nigga where*
When someone is always standing behind a girl with a nice ass. It could be a friend, boyfriend, parent, teacher, exc.
Krista has a nice ass but Justin has become her ass protector.
The protector of semen
There to protect you from sus videos online
Made popular recently due to Stanley.MOV's YLYL and sleep streams
Yo Virgil please be my semen protector and prevent this anime woman from stealing my semen
A method originally developed by Sizzle, in which a pillow is used to hide an erection, during a movie or at another unacceptable time.
Woah, that's hot, I better get out my erector protector.
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condoms, rubbers, IUDs, diaphrams, the pill, etc
Hey joe; aren't you afraid you are going to get her pregnant? Hell no, as long as I have my surge protectors, I am not worried.
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