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When you block someone from Facebook, instagram, Snapchat, stop replying to texts, and stop answering their calls.
Dude that Bitch is crazy, I had to initiate the ghost protocol.
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Angelina Jollie's famous cancer prevention protocol. 100% infallible method to prevent cancer that consist of cutting off any organ before said organ could develop cancer.
I used to smoke and now I am concerned I might get lung cancer. To prevent this from happening, I will follow the Jolie protocol and have my lungs removed.
Meaning to use a specific tcp/udp protocol to work round certain access limitations, performed by using SSH.
I couldn't get into that switch directly but I used the JML protocol to get round it.
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Boys are crying when they hear that.
BT-7274 : Protocol 3 : Protect the pilot.
A non-existant file transfer protocol for times when a network is unavaiable, or filesystems are incompatable.
Always involves manually carrying a storage medium (floppy disk, CD, etc) from one computer to another containing the data to transfer.
Also known as 'sneaker protocol'
<managment> I need to have this .pdf file delivered to marketing on the 3rd floor but my email is not working!
<tech support> Have you tried adidas protocol?
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Steak, TUB, and Beer: may be initiated whenever a need arises to celebrate with red meat and beer (e.g., a Saturday). Ideally, the hottub is packed with hotties. An unspoken by-law of stubbing is toplessness, which by-law is to be read in conjunction with various gender equality laws. The ladies often try to avoid this by-law until about the fourth beer, so keep plenty handy.
My wife gets pissed when I enforce certain unspoken by-laws associated with the STUBB protocol when her hottie friends are in my tub.
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