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A library where an individual can get pornography
P1:Hey where are you going?
P2:The pubic library.
P1:You mean public?
P2:No I mean the place where I get all of my porn.
P1:Oh, can I cum?
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Contagious disease of the lower pubic regions first discovered in Glenjamin Willybobble
Cause:
Chronic insane anal pounding – with various kitchen utilities (most frequently a whisk inside a blender)
Being from Blackpool and surrounding areas
Bending over in Cemetery Junction Public Toilets with loose morals
Symptoms include:
Irrational and sustained itching of the scrotum and meatus
Constant need for sexual relief – usually resulting in chronic masturbation until pustules burst
Disgusting groinal aroma followed by an inability to follow conversation and stating the obvious and implied
Glen was happy until his crotch fell off - and sniffed that he had pubic measles
Mike was worried and horny and slightly hungry but mostly tired, so he went home
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A rare ring of pubic hair that meets in between the head and the shaft of the cock. Closely resembles the mane of a lion. The other variant of the pubic mane resembles that of a horse. This style of the pubic mane runs in a straight line from the base of the dick shaft, up to where it just about meets the cock head.
Look at sal's fucking pubic mane! It looks like a goddamn mane!
The verbal regret a woman makes for having pubic hair, and for you having discovered it.
Bob- "Lets get these pants down."
Random- "Im so sorry, I dont like to completely shave"
Bob- "No need for a pubic apology, I hate snubble irritation
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A panini composed entirely of bread and pubes.
Shit! That transgender gorilla lunch-lady got her fuckin’ pubes all over my panini! If I see a pubic panini again, I swear to God!
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It is the profile one has on any sex related social media site that displays pictures of ones genitals anonymously; The act of sharing pictures of ones genitals to establish genital attraction.
After she checked out my Pubic Profile, Homegirl was like "I got time for that!" She said I had dick for days but still wanted some gas money in the am. But gas be cheaper than trying to feed her. FML
A patch of hair that causes nothing but trouble. Men expect women to shave it, but goddamn it, it itches!
Pubic hair is natural, just trim it a little so it doesn't stick out of your bathing suit.
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