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for when philthy phil says something stupid you reply PUF which is short for phuck you fill
phil: blah blah blah
person responding: PUF
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A fart, but a sweet one. Preferably a smelly one too!
Did you leave a puf? It smells in here...
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A girl with a big bum and big boobs
Jesus bro, that girl is puffed!
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When a drunk, limp dick is trying to be stuffed unsuccessfully into a vagina
"It's 3am and the bars are closed, looks like that girl is going to get Jet Puffed tonight"
Jane: "Dang girl, he was so wasted, I totally got Jet Puffed"
Sally: "Damn marshmallow dick"
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licking and/or sucking a person's anus while breathing through the mouth to prevent the actual smelling of the anus, thus 'puffing' around the said starfish
Kerry and Dave enjoyed a tender evening fraught with starfish puffing.
A term for a cheap-shot in the world of wrestling, penis puffing occurs when one wrestler provides a powerful blow to the crotch of an opponent, and the impact causes swelling of the genitalia.
Fan 1: "Did you see Justin's match last night? Some guy was penis puffing him the whole round."
Fan 2: "Yeah, he must have one hell of a sore mutten dagger today."
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When a truck driver just can't seem to figure out how to fix his fire truck. He is said to be "puffed off" as to keep from using inappropriate language in the workplace. Usually if the driver is from a strict upbringing.
Well jiminy christmas! I can't seem to fix this darn truck, now I'm puffed off! Silly air leaks!
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