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To rip off or steal from someone who has done you favors in the past.
Mike gave Joe money for an ounce of weed, but Joey punned Mike hardcore and used that cash at a strip club.
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A play on words, usually for a comic reception.
He became a math teacher due to some prime factors.
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When you successfully insult someone using a play on words. Similar in respects to the word "pwned", but only legitimized if the user correctly used a pun in his insult.
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A pun is a clever use of words that usually makes the listener, or rather, victim, do one or several of the following:
Laugh
Smile
Face palm
Groan
Roll eyes
Pretend to ignore
Cry
Swear
Die inside.
Puns in their most common form are very simple to make, and take almost no amount of intelligence to understand; Orange you glad you're reading this?
Puns of this form are the funniest.
A person who makes good puns is considered "Punny".
The making of puns is a very prestigious but often unappreciated art.
Forests are full of wood.
People use wood to make chairs.
Chairs are for-rest.
Maybe I should leaf the internet
*Points at fish habitat*
I went to the tattoo parlor the other day, and the guy inside asked me: Would you like to hab-i-tat?
*Gets out of car*
That was a wheel-y tire-ing day.
*During a Storm*
Woah, look at the wind doe, through the window.
Anne Frankly, I did nazi that coming. Did jew?
"Did Jew" was the neinth pun in these examples.
You're ruining my concentration. Camp you quiet down?
Well, I gas I could.
Auschwitz one was the best? Israeli hard to choose.
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a play on words, used alot by shakespeare.
"That dreamers often lie" the pun is that dreamers lie in bed but also lie about dreams.
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a play on words.
(a very good way to get slapped by someone)
Person 1: How come I only have $20 in my wallet?
Person 2: Probably because you spent it on useless crap.
Person 1: Now that makes 'CENTS'
Person 2 : That was terrible! You need a PUNishment for that
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