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When a guy is doing a chick from behind and pooping at the same time and flinging the poop.
Some guy was monkey-punching that chick. There was poo flung everywhere.
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When you run at someone with your arm in a spear like position and you fucking floor them
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When you shit in your hand and fling it at someone walking by.
My date was going great until some guy in the bushes monkey punched me, now I have to take I shower.
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A really quick masturbation session, less then one minute. Normally performed in haste in someone else's house while pretendig to use the bathroom. Not to be confused with the "One Ham Slam" that can occur with just one, quick and almost violent pull of the male penis to reach ejaculation.
He only looks happy because he just pulled off the one, two monkey punch in the mall bathroom after seeing your hot Mom.
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Any computer job that involves just entering entering data into a program that does not require much thought or mental process.
Man1: Hey man how did your day go?
Man2: Boring, all I did was enter numbers in to the accounting software. I felt like a keyboard punch monkey.