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When a girl gives you an obvious hint that she would like to have sex, makeout, give her cell number, etc.. You have a chance to score but you fuck up and accidently 'punt' your chance away.
Orlando: She told me she hasn't had sex in a long time, so i texted her 'I'm sorry to hear that'.
Ricky: You should play for the Oakland Raiders you just punted your chance.
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To kick someone, usually your kids, outside when the weather is nice. This helps prevent them from becoming McChildren and prevents fresh air poisoning. This can also be done with pets when the weather is nice and you don't want to have to let them in and out.
It was warm so he punted his kids outside.
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To bet in an Irish manner; namely in extremely large quantities and whilst monumentally inebreiated, ideally on Guinness or Poteen.
Top o' the morning to you Paddy, oi shink we should punt 10,000 yoyos on Red Rum to win the 15.45 at Gallway.
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To have a bet.
John: I have a feeling QPR will beat Man U today.
Alex: At 14/1, it's worth a punt!
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To kick an object as far and hard as possible
you punted the ball over the fence bell-end!
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to end an awkward conversation, or respond to an off-color or bad joke.
on a broader scale - and punt can be used to change a conversation's topic, or swapped in as a verbal exclamation point to emphasis one's point or argument, or even to convey excitement.
1. After hearing his coworker tell an unusually bad joke, Maxwell exclaimed, "and punt!"
2. Upon hearing his friends hired him strippers for his bachelor party, Dick exclaimed "and punt!"
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