The penis. Refers to the circumcised head as the purple hemet. The warrior of love is an erect penis.
Trust me, I'll only stick the purple helmet in, not the whole puple-helmeted warrior of love.
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Masturbating - Commonly known as 'Wanking'
Not so commonly Known as 'Choking the Bald Guy til he's Sick'
'Yo Bitch, wanna Grapple with the purple headed warrior?'
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The male unit, ready for action. First encountered in Philadelphia.
"After last night, she's gonna remember my one eyed purple headed warrior of love."
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Some neurosurgeon posted a definition for masturbate with a bunch of synonyms and decided it would be a good idea to make them all one big link, which is how you got here to this page. Here's to that genius.
I hope that person catches AIDS from masturbating.
SYNONYMS: chokin' the chicken, spanking the monkey, flogging the dolphin, beating off, jackin' off, buffing the banana, wanking off, playing with yourself, tootin' your horn, fighting the purple helmet warrior, rubbing the one-eyed snake, commiting spermicide, taking your turn at the self-serve station, fishing with your zipper trout, beating the shit out of your midget friend, makin' mayo, polishing the family jewels, test-firing the old meat missle, wrapping the hand around the penis and moving it in a thrusting movement.
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An absolute goat who deserves the world, very affectionate and hyper
"Purple Warrior is such a goat isn't he?"
"Yes he is!"