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To have sex with another person.
Jake: damn that girl is hot, I" push up on her.
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When the scrotum becomes so tight that it pushes up the flaccid penis, causing it to resemble a semi.
May occur under conditions such as cold temperature, strenuous physical activity, or extreme anxiousness.
Josh: Dude your dick is sticking out in your sweatpants, do you have a semi?
Drew: Nah bro, I've got push-up balls.
A phrase used to describe someone dead. You will be in the ground dead so therefore daisies will grow on you, and you will be "pushing up daisies"
Joe "Hey i don't like you"
Steve "You wanna fight?"
Joe "Don't fight me or you'll be pushing up daisies"
Bill "Did you hear about Steve?"
Tom "Ya i heard he got into a fight"
Bill "Ya, now he's just pushing up daisies."
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The act of entering a public restroom stall to perform a set of covert push ups, with the intent of getting as swole as possible before removing one's shirt for a social function.
Brett entered the Wrigley Field stall to bust out a quick set of toilet push ups so he could look as yolked as possible for the women in the bleachers.
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A week-long training regiment for an upcoming weekend that is likely to include heavy drinking. A beer push-up is categorized as starting with 1 drink on Monday followed by a progressive increase in drink amounts leading up to the event.
I started on Monday night with 1 beer push-up, by Friday, I was up to 7. I'm ready for Saturday!