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An immortal that will never die and will rule England forever. She is currently 94 but will probably live till 1000.
Queen Elizabeth II has been alive for so long, I don't think she will ever die.
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To defecate; to extrude fecal matter from the buttox
Hey, I'll be back in a minute I gotta go take a Queen Elizabeth II"
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A British Queen with an ignominious history who lived for 96 years until she died peacefully at her home in Balmoral, Scotland, on September 8, 2022.
Random person: Queen Elizabeth II dying at 96 made me realize i never kept it 💯 with you. She died as a queen and I'm dying to make you my queen. Tell your family I said hello
Me: I-
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The immortal monarch of the United Kingdom of Great Britain who is quite possibly a kitsune shapeshifter in disguise.
“Don’t you just admire Queen Elizabeth II?”
“I dunno. But I do know for a fact that she’s immortal.”
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Queen Elizabeth II is a vampire!
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An immortal that has been here ever since Earth was created. Little do we know that she was created by Elon Musk as a diversion so Elon Musk could get away with creating Mark Zuckerberg, Grimes, and X Æ A-12. Queen Elizabeth took form of a young girl and every year she has to go through underground tunnels to get a new skin suit from her creator, Elon Musk. Also some random British child thinks she's hot...
"Queen Elizabeth II my beloved how do you stay so youthful?"
"*speaks in British*"
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