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to have your magic stick stand up or rise up when seeing a hot chick.
There was no boner risers at the last PTA meeting.
A bad case of anticipation anxiety that leads to unnecessary rash or otherwise quick decisions.
Jeremy’s riser fever got the best of him, he took the big test a week early and failed it because he wasn’t ready.
A woman who has to put forth extra effort in order to look good; not a natural beauty; needs several layers of makeup and hair products in order to come across as attractive to men
When I brought Kristen back to the frat house she was hot, but the way she looked the next morning proved she was an early riser.
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Late Rise is someone who wakes up from bed really late
But mainly is someone who doesn’t get hard right away as the normal person should
“Brenna why is your bf such a late riser”
Mom:”Why are you being such a late riser this afternoon”
The smell that rises from a girls rectum and is smelt by the man doing the girl from behind in the classic doggy position
TIM: "Dude, Zoe had the worst smell coming from her ass last night when I was doing her doggy style, it was the smell of sweat and poo"
JIM: "Yeah man, thats a stink riser you had there!"
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The raised chair at the very back of the new TTC buses. Bus riders choose to sit in this chair to feel like the captain, but in reality, they sit in a high chair because they're retarded.
You may ridicule a person sitting in the Re Re Riser by adding Re Re before their name.
A man named Reece sits in the Re Re Riser, he is now Re Re Reece.
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A Lucky Boy Spirit Riser is a service provided by some Escorts or high end prostitutes in which they are paid by another to seduce a man, have sex with him, make it seem natural and pretend to be horny but married, on vacation, in a relationship or otherwise unable to pursue a future relationship. Basically a one night stand. The mark cannot know this was paid for. Reasons include but are not limited to friends doing it for a friend they worry is in a deep state of depression due to an inability to have sex with women, or some tech. companies hire escorts to do this to convince engineers or scientists or executives to move to a particular area. It can also in some cases lead to blackmail. Usually only high end escorts in their late '20s to early '40s provide this service, with some acting experience, it takes education, charm and considerable intelligence to pull off. Technically not illegal as the person enjoying the sex isn't paying, so more openly indulged in than direct prostitution. Typical rates are $3-500 or more. Most women who do this have full time jobs and only do it part time.
Worried their friend may be in a deep depression, Larry and Joe decided to go halves and get Fred some much needed sex by secretly buying him an Lucky Boy Spirit Riser/LBSR Service from a woman they knew.
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