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Raccoon is a person who skuttles about
A normal person: Why are you walking like that?
Raccoon child: What ever do you mean?
A normal person: You keep walking like a raccoon!
When you are at a girl's house doing her from behind (in the pussy) and you stick your finger in her asshole, finish in her, and then pull your finger out and make two brown circles around her eyes. You then run out of her house and knock over her trash cans.
After that fugly cunt cheated on me I rocked a Raccoon on the ho.
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The act of punching a girl while doing a cum shot. She gets a black eye along with cum on her face and neck.
Dan: Why does your girlfriend have a black eye?
Jeff: I gave her a nasty raccoon last night.
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Someone who is loud and annoying at first. Also known as Tommyinnit.
Tubbo: “Tommy you’re a raccoon! ”
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Someone who is always found in or near the trashcan.
Person 1: Hey I saw that raccoon diggn' around in the Trashcan Last night.
Person 2: Fuckin' gross, that bitch is hella fucking nasty.
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An older woman, usually 55-60 years of age and up, who clad themselves in excessive amounts of jewelry. They can easily be identified by the gold ring/s one that adorn every finger. Their favorite haunts are pawn shops, flea markets and the QFC shopping channel. A curious side to the Raccoon's fondness of shiny objects, is their penchant for being heavily perfumed. If you ever find yourself between a showcase of shiny objects and a charging, glassy-eyed raccoon, you can try the time tested diversion by shouting "jewelry sale across the street!" This may buy you just enough time to escape a certain, glittering, Oil of Olay scented demise.
You'll know a Raccoon when you see one...
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I know what you’re talking about keint and yes I have a raccoon
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