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A lobster found in Los Angeles' own Redondo Beach. It can be found within twenty-five paces of the Redondo Beach Pier. It glows in the dark and kind of looks like Darth Vader. Oh and by the way, it can morph into any of the "Mortal Kombat" characters just like Shang Tsung. Approximate weight: 35 kilos.
Dude that freakin' Radioactive Lobster totally just morphed into Rayden. That was nuts!!
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An asian guy with a really small penis, that thinks he is good in bed.
Hahaha! Jay is a radioactive mouse! He tried to sleep with this chick last night and she said he sucked hard donkey balls because he's so small!
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when you have sex with someone you don't like that much and there is a lot of toxic fallout following you around later.
"Dude, don't do it. She acts like she's DTF but she's got a radioactive vagina."
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The rarest Virgin that has a scream that goes up from 20 to 100 decibels.
Next to that it has a Burning hate towards itself and gets called cute when it certainly isn't...
"Hey are you that youtuber Radioactive TNT?"
Fuck off.
for when the toxic yuri is so unhealthy toxic it turns radioactive. Only for true toxic yuri enthusiasts
fake himejoshis cower in fear at the presence radioactive yuri
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shit so powerful it can blow up an entire town. also, if strong enough can charge an iphone.
"damn, you have some radioactive shit dude. i walked into the bathroom and my nose hairs caught on fire."
!!WARNING!!
The fart that is radioactive that comes from within the pits of hell that will close up your air passage and disintegrate your face leading to death or the nearest hospital.
The fart is believed to have originated from Satan himself.
Person 1: Da fuck is that smell!
Person 2: I DONT KNOW IT BURNSSSSSS!
Person 1: ITS FUCKING A RADIOACTIVE FART FROM FUCKING HELL!!!!!!
Satan: Wahaha die you moda fucka's!
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