Cage Rage

When the sight or thought of Nicholas Cage enrages you so much that you feel the need to punch the first person you see in the face.

Shit man, why'd you punch me in the face?

Because I just watched Con Air and got a mean case of Cage Rage!

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Cage Rage

A level of anger that is so beyond normality that the only thing it is comparable to are the on-screen outbursts of Nicolas Cage.

Jon: I'M A VAMPIRE! I'M A VAMPIRE!

Jeff: What's up with Jon?

Joe: Oh, he's just got Cage Rage

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cage rage

A boxing match with helmets and gloves on usualy done after hockey practice in the lockerroom. Although between teamates it can be quite brutal. Unique to hockey.

Sometimes known as lockerboxing.

"jerry got owned cage raging Tamas"

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Cage Rage

A destructive temper fueled by such uncontrollable anger similar to the anger of Nicholas Cage in any of his movies.

Dude, I went on a total Cage Rage after hearing that the Yankees beat the Red Sox the other day!

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rage in a cage

can be used to describe an unfortunate situation

or

if someone is angry and the third party wants to say something

Eilís: Ahh i lost ten pounds!
Orla: Rage in a cage!

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Cage Rage Theorem

The emotional pattern that Nicolas Cage goes through in every movie he's in.

Firstly, Nicolas Cage is in a happy/placid state.

Then, something happens to Nicolas Cage that causes a short stage of confusion. This is key to the next stage.

Finally, Nicolas Cage becomes filled with anger at the confusion he experiences.

Rinse and repeat. In every movie.

KNOWING (2009) A prime example of the 'Cage Rage Theorem'

Nicolas Cage is happy. (Stage one)

Nicolas Cage finds sheet of numbers, becomes confused. (Stage two)

Nicolas Cage throws everything on the floor, in a fit of anger and confusion at the numbers. (Stage 3)

Guerrilla Rage Cage

Guerilla Rage Cage is a modernized drinking game originated in West Seattle where group members travel to an urbanized area with a foldable table and Solo cups. The aim is to generate hype and fun.

Last night we all went to Madison for Guerrilla Rage Cage. Gatsby lost and had to drink the b*tch cup.