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A small town in between Fresno and Madera sometimes referred to as "The Chos". Basically everyone knows each other so rumors/gossip spread at lightening speed. Most kids complain about how they can't wait to get out of the Ranchos only to miss it when they leave. There isn't much to do except to T.P. your friends house, go mud bogging in an empty lot or field somewhere or take the 10 minute drive into Fresno. All in all it's a pretty sweet place to live and the people there are, for the most part, good people.
Person A "Yeah, I'm from the Madera Ranchos"
Person B "Whats that?"
Person A "Ugh.. its in between Madera and Fresno."
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"We went to TP Larry's house last night but we woke up his dad so called the sheriff, came out with his shotgun and they both chased us around the Chos all night!"
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Person A "Did you hear Matt had sex with John's mom?"
Person B "Yeah, I've heard that from 5 different people already."
Person A "But that just happened an hour ago!"
Person B "That's the Chos for ya"
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a hypothetical place where one goes or ought to go to relax when experiencing extreme anxiety or stress
Take it easy, rancho-relaxo bro it's not the end of the world!
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A sub-species of Homo-sapiens mainly populating the suburbs of Rancho San Diego (other variants are known to populate La Mesa and Spring Valley).
Though not actually rats, they garnered this nickname through the general sleaziness and trashy manner in which they operate.
Their daily routine consists of going on bottle runs, getting into fights, yelling at respectable shop owners 'cause they "didn't do nuffin", buying and selling xanax, drinking cough syrup, and doing anything they can get their hands on. Nearly every member has been "caught up" at some point.
Though many see them as dangerous, they are generally docile creatures who will not become aggressive unless provoked. Do not confuse non-violence with kindness as they will not hesitate to steal, mooch, or Gip you if the slightest opportunity arises.
Separating themselves from Gangbangers, these degenerates have no unifying identity or ideology and are generally a biracial pack of hooligans.
They can be found in their natural habitat at the ralphs shopping center.
Hey Jon can we take the other way home? I'd rather not run into rancho rats scurrying around
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when a male or females feet are dirty,crusty,stanky,full of corns and calluses.
Damn, that girl should not where flip flops with those rancho feet.
San Francisco of schools a safe place for gays
Virgin campana student : I got accepted to rancho
Chad Cam high student :i didn't know you were gay damn Rancho campana kids
When any situation is taken to the extreme.
John and Mandy got in a fight in the middle of the party, then Mandy kicked him in the nuts, it was so rancho intenso.
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A school with a bunch of soft people and lesbians. This school is full of shit and everyone cries for everything. The teachers are a bunch of shits that only care about a fucking hat but dont wipe their asses before checking other peoples.
Rancho christian "Have you heard of rancho satan?"
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