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Listless video store clerk from the movie Clerks
Dante Hicks: You ever notice how all the prices end in nine? Damn, that's eerie.
Randal Graves: (reading a magazine) Have you ever wondered how much the average jizz mopper makes per hour?
Dante Hicks: What's a jizz-mopper?
Randal Graves: He's the guy that cleans up the nudie booth after each guy jerks off.
Dante Hicks: Nudie booth?
Randal Graves: Yeah, nudie booth. You've never been in a nudie booth?
Dante Hicks: I guess not.
Randal Graves: Oh, it's great. There's this glass between you and these chicks, and they put on a show for you for like 10 bucks.
Dante Hicks: What kinda show?
(Customer walks up to counter with a bottle of glass cleaner and a roll of paper towels)
Randal Graves: They do the weirdest, craziest shit you like to see chicks do. They insert things into any opening on their body - ANY opening.
Dante Hicks: Could we not talk about this right now?
Randal Graves: The jizz-mopper's job is to clean off the glass after each guy shoots a load. I don't know if you noticed, but cum leaves streaks if you don't clean it right away.
Offended Customer: I will never come to this place again!
Dante Hicks: I'm sorry?
Offended Customer: Using filthy language in front of the customers, you both should be fired!
Dante Hicks: I'm sorry, I guess we got carried away.
Offended Customer: I don't know if sorry could make up for it, you've highly offended me.
Randal Graves: Well if you thinks that's offensive, check this out!
(Shows him graphic picture from porn mag)
Randal Graves: I think you can see her kidneys!
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The best boyfriend in the world. A Randall is very energetic and random but also has a calm and collective side. Falls in loves easily and is very fun to be around. Extremely handsome and strong.
Girl 1: Who's her new boyfriend?
Girl 2: It's Randall
Girl 1: Oh that would explain why he's so amazing
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(ran-dul-izm) noun: 1.belief that Randall is greater than all other people. 2. A cult formed by the good people of Bostwana worshiping the total pwnage of Randall over all other forms of life and intelligenge.
The Randallism movement has spread his pwnage all over Southern Africa.
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A good birb boy.
he hops.
We love Randal
Randol the birb did le hop and now we love le Randal
synonymous with going too hard, typically in reference to drinking
Wow, he pulled a randall, he will definitely pay for it tomorrow.
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the sexiest guy in school that every girl will want to bang and even gay guys!!!!
girl 1 dude did you see that Randall today?
girl 2 ya i totaly want to bang him
gay guy oh ya me 2!!!
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No can handle.
Usualy falls asleep or passes out first when drinking or smoking the good herb.
Dude that guy is a randal. Its so early and he passed out already.
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