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somebody tripping out on a drug and is overreacting. the phrase goes “ rando no can hando “
guy: dawg we go smoke this fatty after sku
guy 2: no ways, i’m one rando
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A child with 2-inch long penis, usually counted as woman
Dave was pleasured by a bunch of randos.
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a handjob performed by a perfect stranger.
dude 1: what'd you do last night?
dude 2: went to some bar. got a handy in the bathroom.
dude 1: sick yo. who was the chick?
dude 2: no clue. it was a rando hando.
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A term reserved for when defining a covey of questionable individuals at a social gathering as "randos" just doesn't effectively convey how likely said individuals are to jack your ipod, punch the host in the mouth unprovoked, commandeer the the stereo system and insist on playing their rando tunes that appeal to no one, etc. A more threatening and implacable strain of rando.
Sketchy Randos are characteristically twitchy, loitering, dull-eyed, probably backpack-wearing, and by definition, know absolutely no one at the social gathering they are attending.
(sarcastically) Michaela is throwing a party to be sure to invite all the sketchy randos you can think of.
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A random guy who inserts himself into a conversation or shows up unexpectedly and acts like he belongs.
"I'm waiting for my test results, hopefully it's not HP-"
"HEY, what are we talking about?"
"Whoa, Rando Calrissian! Fly your ass back to Cloud City, we're having a private conversation."
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The uploading of random pictures to your social networking site. Can be abbreviated to rondos.
Ya, I think you gotta put those rajon randos up.
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Uttering random, often made-up phrases or doing random things with innuendo to compensate for boredom, lack of a life, or being impotent.
Me at the Thanksgiving table: "Basty, basty, five-dollar. Me baste it long time."
Cousin: "You're such an unoriginal and useless rando-sexual."
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