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Severe diarhea that is mostly liquid and feels like piss coming out of your butt.
Last night I was really drunk, so on a dare I drank a jar full of pickle brine. Then I had a rectal piss that made my ass raw.
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One who explores another person's anus, with fingers, penis, or other instrument with such enthusiasm as if they were rummaging around for something in there. Also used as a playful insult of a friend, like calling them a penile perpetrator, fgt, or scrotum soldier.
"STFU you rectal rummager! I heard bout what you did to that other guy when you were drunk at the party, you fgt!"
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When one of the female co-workers freaks out over being "underpaid" for the umpteenth time. They are lucky to have any job at all after calling in sick so much.
"Look out for Sharon. She had a rectal eclipse in the production meeting."
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The ability to avoid having a bowel movement at any particular moment.
The president lacked the rectal fortitude to not have a giant bowel movement in the swimming pool.
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A painful fart.
Ahhhh!! a rectal ripper rupture, l fear!
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The state or condition of having something up your ass. Most often used in reference to the location of a stupid person's head.
Origins: The term "defilade" is used in military tactics to refer to a position where natural surroundings protect units, vehicles or equipment from enemy fire.
Sgt. Slaughter: "Private Pile might be the stupidest person in this company. His head is so far in rectal defilade that he can see his own teeth."
A computer that is medically shoved into your anal cavity. Often obtains viruses, and sometimes itches.
Woah, Tom got a new rectal computer!