red sock ranger

A person who is in the habit of giving red sock to people. Usually a person who is a maintenance supervisor, and whos sexuality is in question.

May also like cats and bees.

C dub has another red sock again. That darned Red Sock Ranger needs to give him a break.

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Bloody Red Sock

Very similar to the donkey punch in which while having anal sex you punch the unlucky lady in the back of the head causing her asshole to contract. Only in this instance, you immediately pull out as her asshole contracts forcing her bloody rectum to be pulled out with your dick.

"Dude, I gave that bitch the Bloody Red Sock last night that's why she's walking funny"

"My asshole is killing me, that prick Kevin gave me a bloody red sock last night"

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Boston Red Sock

Something you'll see happen to female porn stars often. It's when a really loose chick gets slammed from behind, and the outward thrust of the penis drags the vagina out with it. Thus the loose vagina makes a bright red skin sock around a guy's wang.

That girl has been to' up by everyone in town. When you fuck her she gets a really long Boston Red Sock.

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inverted red sock

a protruding anal cavity dangling from a man or woman's behind resulting from vicious anal sex

that girl would be hot if it weren't for her inverted red sock

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boston red sock

after engaging in safe sex with your girl while on her period, remove the bloody condom from your penis and slap her across the face with it, repeatedly, until she cries.

So my girlfriend told me that it was that time of the month but she was really horny. I told her not to worry, thats what condoms are made for. So i slapped one on my willy and started banging her. Exept this time I decided to pull out in the middle with the condom dripping menstral fluid and when my girlfriend looked up i began slappin her in the face with it. It took a couple seconds before she began to cry for me to stop. then i reminded her that she is from boston so she better support the boston red sock!

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Girls Red Sock

A girl on their period would use a sock if they did not have a pad.

"OH SHIT; I LEAKED"
*takes off sock*
*Sock turns Red*
Girls Red Sock = Emergancy.

.....
End Story.

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boston red sock

As you're banging the chick from behind, slowly pull your johnson out so the inside of her pussy lips look the seams of a baseball

I gave that bitch the wickedest boston red sock last night

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