red light

Taken, in a relationship. Not looking for a relationship

1: Do you have a boyfriend?
2: Yes, I’m a red light.

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Red light

An article of clothing which causes the words STOP to flash in your head repeatedly, amongst other warning signs. The word flashing precedes when an article of clothing is particularly offensive.

"....Oh, my god. And I thought I could take you shopping! That piece of shit is totally and completely a flashing red light. How could you even suggest something like that to me!? I'm going to like, have nightmares all night long now."

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red lights

trash sex

red lights r so overrated. just wack sex

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red light creeping

One or more slight forward movements by a motorist stopped at a red traffic light. A futile demonstration of impatience in the false hope that doing so will somehow cause the light to turn green sooner than by remaining stationary.

I watched a driver move completely into a busy intersection by red light creeping.

Red Light Fever

The feeling of nervousness whenever recording a track in the booth of a music studio, i.e recording a guitar riff or solo and feeling nervous about messing up.

We were laying down some guitar tracks for our new song but I messed up on a few of the riffs because I had Red Light Fever.

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Red light vortex

This occurs most frequently when you are in a hurry or already late to be somewhere. No matter how fast you drive or what roads you take you still get stuck by every red light.

The most frustrating thing that happens is when you are approaching an intersection with a green light and just when you think you finally will catch a break.. the light turns to a quick yellow back to red.

This can be a contributing factor to inducing road rage.

Driver: Alright last call is in 20 mins guys we can make it.

15 mins later......

Passenger 1: Ok this isn't even cool.. we seriously got every red light so far.

Passenger 2: Were officially trapped in the red light vortex.. kiss that tasty cold pitcher of beer goodbye guys...

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Red Light Disco

Common in Victoria, Australia,

When you are stopped at a red traffic light to pump your music full blast and everyone gets out of the car and dances on the road until the light turns green at which point you all get back in the car and drive off

Person 1: What the hell is that guy doing?

Person 2: It's a red light disco, You see this all the time at the lights out the front of Fountain Gate