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The process of repeatedly farting into a confined space or area, or on an item so as to infuse the space or item with the pure essence of the fart musk.
I totally gave my ex girlfriend's pillow a fart reduction the week after we fought.
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The surprisingly uncommon surgical procedure by which flaps of skin and chunks of flesh are removed from a massive penis, thereby reducing the length and width of the said appendage.
"Diane and I used to have a hell of a time lubing up with KY before making love, but since my penile reduction...well, it's more like throwing a hot dog down a hallway."
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One of the basic logical fallacies is the reductive fallacy, or in Latin, 'reductum ad absurdum'. Basically means taking a normal argument to such a far extreme (reducing it in an absurd manner) as an attempt to try to say it is wrong.
Note this is a logical fallacy. Just because one can think of some far out case.
Look man, if I give you $5 today then I'll have to give you $5 tomorrow, and then I'll be out $5 a day for the rest of my life.
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aka reductio ad absurdum - the premise that something impossible is actually true, and then proving it is ludicrous
All women have blonde hair, which is false when you present a woman with brunette or red hair
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A medical procedure intended for reducing the levels of swag present in the patient.
I hope they put me under for my swag reduction tomorrow, I can't stand to seem them takin off my J's!
Guy one: "I want to get a swag reduction"
Guy 2: "You can't have too much swag!"
Guy 1: "All men are pigs! All they care about is how many gold chains I can carry on my chest, and it's hurting my back!"
Penis Reduction is when you see a old grandma while Horny.
And you lose your erection
Billy: Yo i got the Penis Reduction while looking at margrets vagina
Bob: Billy you cheating on your wife again?
1) Taking away what one soo loves.
2) The immoral and impractable reduction of tittage.
When her husband died, she looked soo distrought that we though she had a breast reduction.
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