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register biscuit

A cashier, esp. in a video/computer game shop.

Awright! Last copy of Warcraft III! Ring it up, register biscuit!

by Anonymous December 27, 2002

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Registering Voters

A phrase used as a synonym for "Getting drunk and sleeping with numerous women"

(As popularized by internet legend Tucker Max)

Wife: Why were you out so late last night?
Husband: Oh, I was just out registering voters, dear. Nothing to worry about!

by Aylon December 31, 2008

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Registered Independent

How a Republican describes themselves to a liberal friend.

"I'm a Registered Independent" she quickly offered, a moment after supporting the ripping of babies from their mother's arms, beating and tear-gassing Black Lives Matter protesters, and repeating that the pandemic ravaging America was 'fake news'.

by Monkey's Dad August 9, 2020


Registered Pussy

Someone who is too scared to do a task and acknowledges this.

John is a Registered Pussy when it comes to heights so we couldn't go to the mountains.

by MooseBooce July 10, 2016

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The C Register

When governments want to discreetly keep a record of โ€œuncooperativeโ€ or โ€œselfishโ€ citizens and residents who refuse to be vaccinated against coronavirus, thus hindering their goal for the population to attain herd immunity.

Countries that have set up the C register are mum what theyโ€™d do to those vaccine free riders, other than hinting that theyโ€™d not expect to be treated the same as those who have come forward to be inoculated in spite of potential health risks.

by MathPlus February 23, 2021

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Register Fire

Any situation that interrupts the normal flow of a checkout line โ€” resulting in the cash register and/or cashier metaphorically bursting into flames. Causes include employee incompetence, consumer ignorance or (in rare but highly disruptive circumstances) an actual technical malfunction. Register fires typically strike without warning, usually during peak shopping hours. While a shopper can sometimes spot a register fire in progress and avoid the affected checkout line, most register fires are impossible to predict.

Donโ€™t get in that line. Looks like a register fire.

Some idiot tried to return a CD without a receipt and started a register fire.

Her credit card got declined. Register fire! Abort!

by GeyerCom July 20, 2008

5๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


rub register

a female version of the male spank bank

Seeing Roy's massive cock, Sarah filed it in her rub register for futher contemplating.

by cashole August 24, 2006

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