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Intense regret after masturbating; derived from buyer's remorse.
"I had some terrible beater's remorse after jerking it to the Golden Girls."
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Feelings of regret or remorse after having done something terrible to someone on the internets whilst trolling.
/b/tard1:"Dude, that guy really killed himself, I'm starting to feel a little trolls remorse"
/b/tard2:"Nah man its cool, you made him an hero"
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1) A sense of regret after an orgasm that results from the physiological crash combined with a wave of guilt for taboo desires that were eagerly acted out during the pre-orgasmic high.
2) A wish that the orgasm had been postponed.
Jeff was eager to obey every humiliating direction, but after he jizzed he got cummer's remorse and immediately turned off his webcam.
Carl made a lot of promises to get the blowjob, but once he came he had cummer's remorse and recanted them.
2) Steve was overwhelmed with excitement and shot his wad, but experienced cummer's remorse when he saw the unquenched desire that remained in his lover's eyes.
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This is something every man has experienced. It is the moment after you cum and immediately realize what you just did was a bad idea.
"Dude, at first I thought finishing myself off in front of her was a great idea. After i blew, I immediately experienced mild "Cummer's Remorse "
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Jacking off over material you'd normally find offensive. Then, AFTER you've gotten yur rocks off you are thoroughly disgusted with yourself.
Melvin felt deeply ashamed and suffered from "jacker's remorse" after masturbating over the naked pictures he found of his mother.
Like buyer's remorse, banger's remorse is a feeling of regret, but it comes the day after banging someone. (Slightly more vulgar than boinker's remorse.)
Pat woke up with a hangover, discovered Chris naked in the bed, and experienced banger's remorse.
(noun) When you forgo eating a particularly tasty morsel of food and later regret not eating said food.
Mallory left half her chocolate cake on the plate at the restaurant because she thought she was full. When she got home she had crazy food remorse from not pushing through and finishing the cake. food