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Premature Key Retraction

The act of inserting your key in the lock of a door, but before you've had the opportunity to successfully turn it, somebody opens the door from the inside forcing the key to "pull out".

Jim: "I hate it when somebody opens the door just as I am unlocking it."

Iain: "Premature key retraction, dude."

by Jaxxehv2.0 July 30, 2011

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seven-gauge-retractable-opinion-bracket

An extremely annoying person who doesn't care.

He is a seven-gauge-retractable-opinion-bracket

by the seven gauger April 22, 2020


retractable ruler

Term used when Vegas Matt, EJ and the crew play Huff and Puff. They erroneously refer to a tape measure as a retractable ruler.

EJ: Shiiiit, we got the retractable ruler Dad
Vegas Matt: F*cking Sando!
W2-Jesus: Did you know the first tape measure was patented in 1829?

by CJ2024 March 5, 2024


Retractive

"Retractive" is something or someone who is repulsively unattractive
re + tractive.

That girl is so drunk and ugly that she is retractive.

The way that jerk hit on that girl was retractive.

by Crystal Hart June 24, 2009


un-retractable foreskin

The event of which your foreskin is permanently stuck in the position where it cannot be pulled down.

Ben: yo Gemma I can't pull down my foreskin I think there is some smegma in there.
Gemma: don't worry ben I will lick your foreskin to lubricate it

un-retractable foreskin

by smegyeet August 24, 2019