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The modern day "Paul Revere" is a way of notifying fellow citizens at a social gathering of sexual conquests you have just made with a drunken whore. Upon exiting the sex arena, and returning to a party with said whore upon your arm, you either throwing up one finger-vagina, or two- ass, indicating which orafice you penetrated, to forewarn your bros of the possible angles of attack. Several variations exist depending on levels of sexual deviance, perhaps 2 being ass to mouth, or bondage. Nonetheless, it requires mutual understanding among all citizenry to be effective.
*Frat bro Joey walks down stairs with stumbling sorority girl, confidently waving two fingers to any brother he sees*
Chad- "Ohh shit, 2 if by rear, Paul Revere rides onn"
* hi five ensues*
Joey- " helll yeaa bro, you better tap that before we battle on her bunker hill again...."
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* Brief period of confusion...*
Joey-" ..Yea... just fuck her in the ass, shes down."
Chad- "Ohhhh, word bro."
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When toasting a piece of bread it is left in longer than neccessary, and black burn marks form on the surface.
"Sunnuvabitch! Absolute Reverence has occurred upon my piece of toast."
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Paul Revering is when you warn other drivers of the presence of a speed trap.
The oncoming driver was Paul Revering drivers after seeing the hidden radar.
A bicycle, that has clearly been stolen due to the fact that the front wheel is no where to be found, that is being riden down the street on only its rear wheel
Dude-guy, I was just sittin' at the bar at Unos in Revere, you know the one just off the rotary by the Squire, and out of the corner of my eye I see this guy riding a Revere Unicycle down Route 60. Yeah, it was a $600 mountain bike with no front wheel, definitely stolen.
Hey dude, we are running low on Beer, Im gonna make a Paul Revere, be back in 30.
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to fuck a girl in the ass while recieving a piggy back from your woman.
"kelsi was bein a bitch last night so i forced her into the paul revere"
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When a male is having anal sex with a muscular big female. He sits on her biack and has anal sex with her while she is on all fours walking around on the bed. When the male is about to cum he screams "The British Are Cumming, The British are Cumming."
Guy 1 : "Hey i rode that girl so hard last night"
Guy 2 : "Did you do the Paul Revere??"
Guy 1 : "Of Course Bro"
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