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When you make a funny word and definition but Urban Dictionary does not like it. Instead they choose to allow dirty definitions of ugly words onto their website.
"They donβt like definitions that are too specific, even if they are about prog rock drummers, or ones that are too nasty. For every point of nasty"(Urbandictionary "Why didn't my definition get published?" 02 May 2013).
However they did choose to have several very descriptive definitions of horny , Because those are examples of "acceptable" definitions! thanks a lot revisers!
Something you should be doing as your exams are tomorrow. But instead you're procrastinating by looking at revision tips on YouTube and not actually doing anything.
Mum: Have you done revision today?
You: yeah, i did some *insert subject you did a week ago*
going to malta on holiday to work on your "revision".. ie, tan in the sunshine
A: did you do any revision this holiday at all?
B: yeah totally, check out my tan lines!
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The present's way of making the past seem better.
Revision = Ghenghis Khan holding a puppy.
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Refers to female masturbation. It is less vulgar than other terms, like flicking the bean, and much more discreet, as it does not immediately give away the fact that someone was masturbating.
Whenever my roommate asks what my plans are, I just tell her I'm revising. That way, she won't know I'm getting off. I may not actually be studying, but it's not a lie.
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Revisioning is used by people who do not know english gramma.
Revisioning the act of doing some revision, aka reviseing.
Me: Have you been busy revisioning?
You: I been busy reviisioning maths for our exam.
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getting closer to you is really expensive.
I like to think its worth it, the sacrifice, the fighting, the division, the hurt, the distress
Are you aware that im doing this for you? Because you're ever silent. ever distanced. Is this what im getting?
Revised: not doing this for you but for a possibility in the future that i have little to medium effect on. Fighting on my own is a possibility too. And i have to reiΓ my arsch zam and accept it can go both ways.
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