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Ricer

A person who takes a perfectly good car, and turns it into a ugly peice of shit on wheel by adding, uneccesary aftermarket parts ie huge spoilers, stupid body kits, NOS sticker

more associated with import owners

The fuckin civic is rice. What a ricer

by Link December 26, 2003

101๐Ÿ‘ 22๐Ÿ‘Ž


ricer

The process of taking an import car such as a Honda Civic, putting a fart pipe on it, spoilers and some stickers. Then you drive it around town flooring it out the corners, vainly beleiving people think you're cool and have driving skills.

Ricers have tiny dicks.

by growupricer August 30, 2004

581๐Ÿ‘ 163๐Ÿ‘Ž


Ricer

A person, usually a male under the age of 25, who buys an economy car(or is given one by their parents in the hopes that they will be reasonable) and attempts to hide the fact that its an economy car with body kits and spoilers that creat more drag than downforce, yet somehow (supposedly) help with acceleration and handling in a Front wheel drive car. Easily identified by the distinct sound of an extremely pissed off bumble bee, and a familiar, yet hard to describe smell coming from the exhaust, easliy smelled 10 car lengths back.

I smell......Rice.....

by Robert September 22, 2003

102๐Ÿ‘ 24๐Ÿ‘Ž


Ricer

Read: Superfluous plastic accoutrements, including, but not limited to Alteeza lights, wings, bodykits, misc. other body parts (wheel flares, BMW gills, false air intakes, grills), contraband badges, parts taken off other cars and used for aesthetic purposes, and stickers particularly those of the Type R variety. Also includes pointless modifications such as functional/nonfunctional exhaust tips, exhaust resonators that produce the sound of a performance exhaust system, "cold air intakes" located in areas of excessive heat (behind or on top of the engine), excessive use of chrome, neon and strobe lighting (in any location), excessively large wheels and tires, gaudy wheels(color matched to the car or containing spinning parts), brake rotors painted in a way that emulates performance brakes, and fake blow off valves that emulate the sounds made by a real turbo(s). In addition these types of vehicles are excessively lowered to the point of immobility.

Although a common blight in imported automobiles coming from the Asian continent, the disease has spread to European and American vehicles as well. Both cars and trucks are effected. Male owners under the age of 25 who suffer from an inflated sense of self and a small penis most frequently fall victim to this disease.

I can't believe that "Type R" Honda thinks he can really take on my stage 6 Audi S4.

That poor little Volkswagen GTI has been ruined by a ricer. We should gather funds for a rehabilitation project.

by Queen of Ingolstadt November 25, 2003

149๐Ÿ‘ 38๐Ÿ‘Ž


ricer

An economy car that has been "pimped out". These cars are usually Japanese like Honda. However, some can be from other countries (Ford Focus, Pugeot, Volkswagens). Some of these cars are not tottally lame, those earn the distinction of being import tuners. Unlike tuners, ricers focus on looks oposed to prefromance. Many of them have oversized, useless spoilers and muffler tips. Garish color schemes and decals often adorn these cars. Many times, ricers will have manufacturer decals and badges that son't represent the real eqquiptment.

Dude, that lame ass Honda ricer sucks. He's got a NOS badge on it, but I bet the second he uses NOS, if he even has it, that wimpy little 4 cylinder will melt.

by northendwhitetrash May 20, 2007

57๐Ÿ‘ 13๐Ÿ‘Ž


ricer

form 1. noun - a person who takes a car (regardless of make) puts more money in rims/body kit/tint/ etc. than he does on performance parts. usually attempts to avoid the tag "ricer" by adding a cold air intake, and hood scoop. will idiotically challenge any car(including police cars) to drag race because they think their "ride" is fast.

form 2. noun - a car that barely manages to do the quarter mile in under 20 seconds, hits 0-60 in 9 seconds because it weights 1000 pounds, yet looks like an f16. DO NOT mistake this car for an f16...because f16s can go over 90 mph without breaking down on the highway

"all the little boys and girls looked in amazement as bobby's "tricked out" 1992 honda civic pulled up next to a stock 2006 honda civic. Bobby challenged the old lady behind the wheel to a drag race by revving his engine twice. she quickly accepted, and as the green light came on, they were off. With a loud "boom" bobby's ricerocket backfired blew a cloud of blue and lost him the drag race, and more importantly earned him the tag 'ricer' "

by elv September 3, 2006

56๐Ÿ‘ 12๐Ÿ‘Ž


Ricer

Someone who owns a 90HP import with stickers for parts that arent installed and have lame body kits with StreetGlow and Muffler Whistles to make up for not having a turbo. Most own both copies of NFS:Underground, and love watching Fast and the Furious movies.

John: You hear that Jim?
Jim: Yea whats that annoying sound?
John: Thats Ricky Ricer in his '88 Honda Accord
Ricky: You hommies wanna watch Fast and the Furious on my used 7" TFT Head Unit?

by Joshua Sloat June 11, 2006

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