Rick

Someone who will never give you up. Someone who will never let you down. Someone who will never run around and desert you. Someone who will never make you cry. Someone who will never say goodbye. Someone who will never tell a lie and hurt you.

Trust me, Rick will never give you up

Rick

a person who always cuses and is a scientist with white hair who looks old. He loves insulting people. especially someone named morty

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Rick

A guy who professes to be Christian but is actually a hypocrite and a fraud. This particular person cannot be trusted. He is good at manipulation by his use of words and sweet sounding promises, but his actions will sing a different tune.

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Rick

Rick is usually a very T looking man. Typically likes 80s hair bands such as Skid Row and Guns N Roses. He enjoys showing his granddaughter’s teenage boyfriend videos of these hair bands. He likes to drink beer, vodka and red wine throughout the day. The only reason he works is to pay for the family meal at Hooters every Sunday evening. His hobbies include betting on horse races and yelling at his grandkids about golf. He hates bears and being fat. He’s also always sleepy.

Rick was very upset as his grandson faultered by making a triple bogey on the 9th hole at Babe Zaharias.

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Rick

Any guy named Rick loves anime and bodypillows.

You are such a rick.

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Rick

A cocky guy who stands like a tool, usually stemming from excessive drinking or boosting of ego. It presents with a nonchalant stance, hat/glasses included, boldly displaying his muscular physique. Little is he aware that he is blinding all those around him with his reflective white skin, which prevents them from seeing lack of said muscles. This guy will also puke on your balcony and beside your bed.

"Look at that kid standing next to the pool, who stands like that? Seriously!"

"Definitely a Rick, what a tool."

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Rick

1. a childlike man who sometimes pulls temper-tantrums and has a vast collection of the same tee-shirt and likes to wear shorts that go below his knee with socks that touch the knee.

2. a spoiled man who who was raised by a "June Cleaver" type mom.

3. never let a pie smoke in the over or Rick will crawl out of his skin.

4. Rick can usually be found in a conga line with a Hawaiin shirt on, stirring it up or winning the limbo contest on most cruise ships.

Rick:spoiled, childlike temper-tantrumsmischievious

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