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The act in which a male or female breaks into a morgue, places several dead bodies in sexual positions, then proceeds to masturbate to the sight.
"I'm on my way to a rigor mortis rendevous. Perhaps tonight my victims won't be so stiff."
Also known as C-Rig. It is a mid-sex climactic phenomenon in which a participant reaches orgasm while incurring a series of pleasurable, voluntary, and yet debilitating full body muscular contractions.
The sweet young thing went full climactic rigor mortis on me. I almost had to give her a mouth piece.
Ricgan mortis Ricgan mortis rig rig rig
Sam: Hey want to hit my Rick and Morty cart
Maddy: bro that Rick and Morty cart giving me rigor mortis
a stupid word nobody understands. shouldnt be on card against insanity who tf would know that whoever made it up is dumb as fuck
what the fuck is rigor mortis
Rigor mortis is the stiffening of joints with particular attention in the hip area. This is most common in people who shoot the DTL discipline. Overtime patients with Rigor mortis also lose almost all movement of the latitude and longitude axis. Sufferers are also known to slur their words over time with particular attention paid to the word PULL.
Haha. Look at Grant over there shooting DTL. Looks like Rigor Mortis has set in. Listen to how he's saying Paaauuuuullllllll.
I don't think there's any chance of him coming back to skeet now.
When you pop more viagras than it says you should, and you can’t get that dick down.
Tyson had rigor morty after Ibiza, and now they say that he needs a dick transplant.
the best type of male out there, even more than a sigma male, even more than a yogurt male, its just the best male ever. the biggest chad male type of them all.
mike: james said I wasn't a good person so I respectfully told him to eat a box of nails
nick: damn bro your a rigor mortis male