The Best actor in the fucken world... I lov u rik... MARRY ME PLEASE... I dont care how old you are... i still love you...
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To pull a fast one on someone and not tell them about it.
Administering a prank and the not admitting your own prank.
To pull the wool over someones eyes.
An act of spontaneous mischievousness set upon degrading a person who is none the wiser.
Riki did a Rik-Dawg by peeing into Mike's spa.
Riki did not tell mike about peeing into Mikes spa.
Mike has no idea about his spa being peed into but everyone else knows about it and thinks its hilarious.
Poor Mike has no idea.
Mike has been Rik-dawged.
A fat rotund Pop Idol star. Was not put into the "playstation" game of Pop idol, due to he would take up to much graphical space on the memory.
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Fat bastard asshole that first "filled" the screen on the 1st series of Pop Idol. He was doing well on the sympathy vote until he coughed up a lung toward the end and droped out. Soon after the nation witnessed what a true waste of life he was on Celebrity Fit Club, where he would cry like a little faggot baby every 5 seconds because he could get a whole cow, or a swimming pool of mars bars to eat every day.
Seemingly he thinks himself as a megastar and that he should be treated as so, when in reality he is the ultimate in Z list celebrity.
Rik, your not big boned, your just fat.
AHAHAHAHA HELLO EVERYBODY!!!!! I R TEH RIK WALLAR!!!!! TODAY IM GOING TO SING MY LATEST COVER SONG!!!!!!! *coughs up lung* OH WTF!!!!! HAXED!!!! MY PERFOMANCE IS HAXED!!!!!!! I WANT COMPENSATION!!!!!!! AND A SOME MARS BARS!!!!!
3 years later....
AHAHA HELLO!!!!!!! TODAY IM ON THE NEW CHANNEL 5 SHOW WITH ALL THE REALITY SHOW REJECTS!!!!! AHAHA *hides chocolate bars and waits for everybody to go to bed* YAY!!!!!!!! *eats 3000 mars bars* IM A PRETTY BOY!!!! MOMMY LOVES ME VERY MUCH!!!!! SHAME I ATE HER!!!!!
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Typically, Rik Cheese is the sweaty undergrowth found near the taint region on men with the first name Rik. It is aged for 7 years, and has a certain stench that can be smelled with the index and middle fingers. It is the best type of cheese for spreading, and goes well with Pizza.
I just wiped my Rik Cheese on that trid
A porkey person.often used to insult big boned people
'Ye mum'
'shut your assmouth Rik Waller!'
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When you spontaneously break into dance. Generally the dancing is non-rhythmic and erratic and should look like you don't know what you are doing. Named for the crazy-ass Dancin' Rik of Cherry Bomb Tattoo fame.
Ay Dog, Ay, you see that fool bust out a Dancin' Rik at the club the other night?
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