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A lemon Rind is the act of sticking ones finger up his or her anus and wiping the excess juice around the rim of a drinking glass.
Johnathan was particularly angry at his new brother in law, but to avoid a violent altercation, he rigged his new family members iced tea with a Lemon Rind.
When you get a sunburned asshole
Julie spent the weekend face down ass up at the beach and accidentally gave herself a pork rind.
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Any unique, humorous, logical fellow. They must sing opera...very well.
That guy is funny, but he only sings musical theater. He’s no Miles Rind.
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The condition of a female's vaginal cavity after hours and hours of dry sex. The natural "juices" are depleted after a long session and the friction creates an unpleasant, burning feeling for the female. Knowing that the female is in utter pain, the male keeps going and going until ejaculation anyway.
Ronald took two viagras and fucked Minnie Cooper all night long. Half way through she got dry, but 'ole Ronnie, being the Stud he is, rode that PORK RIND to the end.
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Mockney rhyming slang used at a private school in London meaning "never mind". Possibly common to other parts of south east london
Bacon also used on it's own to mean "mind"
Person A " got kicked out' the pub last night"
Person B "Bacon Rind"
Person A "what d'ya fancy doing tonight?"
Person B "i don't bacon"
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Description of a vagina that has a large amount of white discharge attached, particularly around the most exposed areas.
Named as such due to it having an appearance similar to bacon rind
"Urgh, that lass I wen't home with last night must have had 3 pounds of bacon rind in her knickers. Made me pull a nine-volter"
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A tasty snack based product made from meat by-products (Human skin) for aliens. Similar to pork scratchings.
Appears on Futurama in the form of an advertisement in the opening credits of the episode "I Second That Emotion"
Clagnar's human rinds! It's a buncha muncha cruncha human!
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