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River is a very kind and sweet human. She loves to write, exercise, and learn Japanese. She has an obsession with MCR and anything to do with outer space. She hates her body but encourages others to love theirs. She loves cats and aliens and music. She can’t eat spicy food. She loves boba tea. She loves life and wants to exist happily. She has a stuffed dog she loves
River is sad but still gorgeous
River is me.
River is just writing this to improve her self esteem
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The most amazing boyfriend ever. He is sweet, good looking, and talented.
"I'm dating Rivers"
"Really?! You're so lucky!"
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An extremely sexy american boy. All girls love him and all guys want to be him. He is always the most popular person in the crowd.
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Rivers are usually fine af and there cute and when they smile man it’s like ur heart just explodes!!! He’s a total sweetheart but kind of a heartbreaker but doesn’t mean to be. He’s shy until u get to know him and he for sure isn’t shy on Snapchat if he’s into you. And sometimes he will leave you on delivered fora whileeee :( you love him!
“Oh my ddI you see that guy at the skatepark today Sara?
“Ya he’s such a River”
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The loss of a winning poker hand on the very last card dealt; it is frequently followed by shock, tears, and a severe need to blow things/people up. (Halo, anyone?)
3:36pm All in preflop...equal hands...I hit a better hand on flop and turn and get rivered by my arch nemesis. Anybody with the name of Sandy that you happen to know, go ahead and punch him/her in the face for me. thx...
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A sexy man who everyone loves, but makes rumors about. He gets angry easily but the anger goes away eventually.
"OMG that mans such a river"
" YEa becky hes soooooooooooooooooo hot"
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The fifth and last card turned in No Limit Texas Hold'em, Usually followed with the words "Fuck" or "Mise"
I had the four card flush and i hit the 5th club on the river and i was like "MISE!" until i saw he had the full house so i quicky followed with "Fuck!"
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