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A person who is not paying attention during a game of cards preventing the game to proceed.
Who's turn is it? ahhhrg, Jon off course is pulling a Dutch Roadblock! He will owe us all a Dutch Rudder if this keeps on happening.
For any cars travelling on the interstate in the fast lane that go the same speed as the car in the slow lane. This essentially blocks all cars from passing them.
Last night I was travelling home from work on I-94 when I got stuck behind a Minnesota roadblock.
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The Asian Roadblock is when a group of Asian students spread out over a sidewalk or other heavily trafficked walking route and decide to walk at 0.2 feet per hour. This phenomenon has been noticed at all universities across North America; experts speculate that it is a scheme set up by Chinese agents in order to stifle the progress of Western higher education.
Professor: "Why are you late for class?"
You: "Sorry, I hit an Asian Roadblock, I was stuck behind them for 30 mins."
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A Mexican-roadblock occurs on a two or more lane road where 2 (or more) cars are traveling next to eachother at the same speed (usually under the speed limit), not allowing the following traffic to pass. Most noticeable on the highway in a light traffic situation, where two cars stop the flow of traffic wishing to pass.
i was late to work because i got stuck behind stuck behind a mexican-roadblock
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A female bodybuilder; derived from the Devine ability to stop traffic with sheer force of muscle.
Why is there a roadblock woman in my explore feed?
When two cars are driving the same speed in both lanes blocking the road for anyone who wants to pass.
Billy was jewish roadblocking the tailgater behind him.
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A fat person who gets in your way and is so fat that you can't get around him/her.
1. Damn it! That Kevin's 340-pound body is obstructing my path in the junk food aisle, I can't even squeeze past that fatass roadblock without abandoning my shopping cart!
2. One of my store managers, Johnathan, was trying to get into the receiving part of the store and he tried to push past the carts, dollies, and pallet jacks that were in his way, complaining, "Man it's like a ROADBLOCK here!!!"
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