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when your ugly and/or bummy af
chol and franklin are looking roche today!
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To virtually speak to someone in many separate messages.
Daniel says:
*LOL
*funny
*send me it
*after
*and put how
*to
*pronounce
*rho-ch
*roach
Man, you're always roching me!
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A grocery store chain in the suburban Boston area, established in the 1960's, that is known for its unreasonably high prices and "family values". In reality, it has an uncanny ability to destroy the social lives of its teenage employees and suck the life out its other workers. Full-time employees who work here are either closet drug addicts, high school dropouts, men with wicked hard boston accents, or illegal immigrants. Most customers include senile senior citizens and needy stay at home moms who pay no attention to where they place their shopping cart. Every store will also have one attractive high school girl, who will be harassed by, hit on, and/or eye-fucked by every guy worker over the age of 40, especially the store manager. Overall, it is one of the worst jobs for a teenager and wannabe competitor to other stores, such as Whole Foods and Stop and Shop.
Worker #1: Wow, I hate my fuckin life.
Worker #2: What do you expect brotha???, You work at Roche Brothers.
Worker #1: Well at least we have that hot chick on the register up front.
Worker #2: She's only 16.
Worker #1: Don't care...Its all that keeps me sane at this shit-hole.
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The maximum size a sandwich can be before it disintegrates while you're eating and thus, becomes a salad.
"Damn, they weren't lying when they said this sandwich was huge, it's gone way past the Roche Limit!"
A sexual intercourse often described when a guy positions himself on top of a female while singing "pants on the ground" until he ejaculates. Bonus points for doing the dance while singing on top of the female. This form of sexual intercourse has been known to attract females from all around the world and although the task can be a little harder for the guys, it is found to be extremely pleasurable to the girls.
Dude, I Mario Roched on that girl so hard last night that she was begging for more. But unfortunately I was too exhausted to meet her demands.
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A unit of erectile strength that determines the intensity of an erection. A Roche unit of 0 means that the penis is perpendicular to the testicles, while a Roche unit of -10 indicates severe erectile dysfunction (see floppulant). A Roche unit of 10 means that vigorous masturbation is necessary to prevent irreparable damage to the phallus.
This girl was SO fine man, you won't even BELIEVE. I was walking around with a 8 Roche unit erection for weeks. Gotta get with that, ya' heard?
The brother of Hugh Janus
"Mike Roch?? I'm looking for Mike Roch."
"Is Mike Roch here?"
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