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when someone or something is amazingly cool or awesome
ashleigh your shoes are totally rock lobster
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verb: you go absolutely ape when rock lobster comes on and lose your belongings and break things
i just rock lobstered my earrings off in the car
1.) Crack Cocaine. Specifically, crack cocaine lovingly inserted into a lobster for smuggling purposes out of Florida. See Florida Lobster Fishing.
2.) Song by the B52s.
3.) Bar in Broad Ripple, IN.
Rock lobster can run up to $1000 a kilo.
Rock lobster is a Florida Man delicacy.
A man who performs a handjob on another man (usually until ejaculation)
That man'll be able to help you, he's a total rock lobster.
We were at a party
His earlobe fell in the deep
Someone reached in and grabbed it
It was a rock lobster
Rock lobster
Rock lobster
We were at the beach
Everybody had matching towels
Somebody went under a dock
And there they saw a rock
It wasn't a rock
It was a rock lobster
Rock lobster
Rock lobster
Rock lobster
Rock lobster
Motion in the ocean
His air hose broke
Lots of trouble
Lots of bubble
He was in a jam
S'in a giant clam
Rock rock
Rock lobster
Down, down
Lobster rock
Lobster rock
Let's rock!
Boy's in bikinis
Girls in surfboards
Everybody's rockin'
Everybody's fruggin'
Twistin' 'round the fire
Havin' fun
Bakin' potatoes
Bakin' in the sun
Put on your noseguard
Put on the Lifeguard
Pass the tanning butter
Here comes a stingray
There goes a manta-ray
In walked a jelly fish
There goes a dog-fish
Chased by a cat-fish
In flew a sea robin
Watch out for that piranha
There goes a narwhal
Here comes a bikini whale!
Rock lobster
Rock lobster
Rock lobster
Rock lobster
When you thoroughly get your vulva decimated via another person’s rock hard lobster cock
“Get ready to feel the lobster rock”