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ronald mcdonald

The look you achieve after performing oral sex on a woman while on her period.

by Ffej August 3, 2003

322๐Ÿ‘ 128๐Ÿ‘Ž


Ronald McDonald

Commonly mistaken with the Hamburgler yet way more epic, the Ronald McDonald is when one recieves a blowjob from a girl without hooking up with her anytime before this encounter or even at all that night. A Ronald McDonald is often used when the girl is much too fugly to ever touch back.

Though Melissa resembled that of Rocky Dennis, Dan still received a Ronald McDonald knowing that he would not have to touch her and no one would find out.

by Rahdagh August 10, 2009

38๐Ÿ‘ 12๐Ÿ‘Ž


Ronald McDonald

A butt raper.
A red-headed butt raper.
Who creeps little children out by stareing at them for long periods of time.

Child: *Intently stares upon redheaded freak*
Ronald McDonald:*Stares back*
Child: Mommy, Why doesn't he ever blink, see I can poke him in the eye and he doesn't do anything?.

Or.

"Honey stoping doing the Ronald McDonald stare.. Its scaring me.."

by Elise34364 August 21, 2008

34๐Ÿ‘ 12๐Ÿ‘Ž


Ronald McDonald

The most horrifying person i've ever met.

Recently here in Indonesia they found one of the workers in McDonald's dressed like Ronald McDonald in the toilet, where he was sexually molesting a 7-year old girl.

For some very strange reason they do have security cameras in the toilets (i'm being 100% serious here), so everything, yes everything of the event got caught on tape.

I believe someone put up the video on the internet, however i can't seem to find it, so i guess they took it down.

Anyway, Ronald McDonald is the mascot of the McDonald's fast food chain. After the incident i stated above occured the parents of the 7-year old girl filed a lawsuit against Ronald (lol) and eventually they sued McDonald's Indonesia to pay 500,000 indonesian Rupiahs, which was around 1.500$ dollars (i think) back then.

Nowadays Ronald McDonald and the rest of the McDonaldland friends have been largely phased out, they still exist at the restaurants but you barely see them in the commercials anymore (Thank god, who knows what evil plans that child molester hides?).

With other words, never EVER become friends with Ronald McDonald, or he'll turn you into a cheeseburger for all the fat kids to eat and drool on. I'm being serious here!

The girl who was victim of getting molested by Ronald McDonald was traumatized for years.

She couldn't walk past a McDonald's restaurant without getting scared, she had a fear for being alone in the toilet and she overall was terrified of clowns. (This is actually not serious, but i can imagine she felt like that).

by Nangko January 4, 2012

18๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


Ronald McDonalded

When a deluxe cheeseburger enters the rectum by force.

Yo Corey Kennedy, you better stfu before you get Ronald McDonalded.

by demeluis October 5, 2011

8๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Ronald McDonald

Where you have oral sex (eat out) a girl while she is on her period.

Dude, I totally gave that chick a Ronald McDonald last night.oralsexeatoutperiod

by xxdiexalonexx March 6, 2010

13๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


Ronald McDonald

When a man performs oral sex on a woman experiencing her menstrual flow. The tip of the man's nose and the area around his mouth becomes covered with blood; thus resembling the face paint of famed clown Ronald McDonald.

"My girls on the rag, but I ended up giving her the Ronald McDonald."

by wrong is write December 20, 2009

14๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž