roof

to take a good joke too far, to the point of it not being funny anymore

(following a clever anecdote)
Dude 1: "So there!"
Dude 2: "Oh man, you had me in stitches, but you totally just roofed it."

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On the roof

to be, absolutely burst out your tree on the bevy; Skited without any worry of consequence; to have a skin full; to be out of control on the bevy; an all day bender; to inhale alcohol at such a level that you cannot see; to be mortal with drink;

Murray: im gonna get fucked out my tree tonight so much so im going to be on the roof!

Sam: i'll see you at the chimney

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roofing

The act of being on another's roof. Usually in a down town area, where roof swapping is a possibility. It is always illegal, and if it isn't then it's not roofing, it's being on a roof with permission.

Hey wanna go roofing down town tonight?
No way. Last time I roofed I got caught.

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Roof

A Roof is a fat white girl that is dating a black guy who does not like her but is only with her so he has a place to stay.

Hey, what are you doing with that big hog? Aw man, she is just a roof.

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roof

to make a bad or stupid joke, ending with you or other people laughing because of how dumb it was. Or what someone says after the joke.

Person 1: Guess what?!
Person 2: Your mom...
Person 1: Oh...thats so old. Roof! /Or/ you roofed that one...

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roofing

to masterbate and cum on a girls back and rub it in

I was roofing her last night so much she looked like a glazed donut.

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roofed

to get super high- usually on marijuana

"Did you guys smoke up?"
"Man- I'm fuckin' roofed"

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