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An obscure sexual position involving
1. removal of pubic hair
2. saturation of pubic hair with semem
3. expulsion of pubic hair from the anus onto the face or chest
Last night, I gave Mrs. Johnson a mickey rourke
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The definition of "slimeball" Not so much an actor, as an urge to clean up a greasy stain. If his little rats eyes and big lipped smirk don't fill you with a sort of "ugh, I've had too much cheap pizza" nausea I don't know what will.
These dishes are like Mickey Rourke. Do we have any of that washing up liquid with the extra lemon juice in it?
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Extremely intellegent friend of Ebony Angel. Most likely to someday build a super-computer and either save or destroy the world.
"Muh ha ha! My super-computer will kill you all!"
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a stupid guy that plays girls and turns every conversation s3xual. he thinks he's cool but he's really just a short douchebag
person 1: who's that? he looks kinda short and musty.
person 2: oh yeah that's rourke. he's a total player.
You see Shannon walking around like a Rourke.
Ya man, lookin like a baller pimp daddy.
Yo rourke wanna come town?
Rourke: stop fuckin bellin me man your so fuckin annoying ah man just fuck off man
Sam: stop rourking out man