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An obscure sexual position involving
1. removal of pubic hair
2. saturation of pubic hair with semem
3. expulsion of pubic hair from the anus onto the face or chest
Last night, I gave Mrs. Johnson a mickey rourke
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The definition of "slimeball" Not so much an actor, as an urge to clean up a greasy stain. If his little rats eyes and big lipped smirk don't fill you with a sort of "ugh, I've had too much cheap pizza" nausea I don't know what will.
These dishes are like Mickey Rourke. Do we have any of that washing up liquid with the extra lemon juice in it?
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Extremely intellegent friend of Ebony Angel. Most likely to someday build a super-computer and either save or destroy the world.
"Muh ha ha! My super-computer will kill you all!"
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Nathaniel rourke is a person who has a very big dick. He makes racks on racks and is richer than osama bin laden. If you ask to give him brain, he will most likely say yes.
Wow that man is just like Nathaniel rourke!
Hand motions that are irrelevant to the current conversation
He started using these crazy hand motions (Rourke motions) that made no sense whatsoever
Absolute man whore , can’t get no pussy, sucks in school sucks I’m sports , everything about him is Litterly weird asf
Do u know Noah rourke ?
Yeah ! I used to have a thing with him then I broke shit off cause he’s WEIRD ASF