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Falling over out of your chair randomly in school.
You have got ruebenitis!
A man who probably hasn’t had intercourse yet, opens fifa packs 1000 times a day on his mums credit card and has a strange obsession with Sergio Aguero
Person A “I’m still a virgin and I’m just sat here opening packs”
Person B “you’re definitely a Rueben”
Person A “I hate Sergio Aguero”
Person B “hi Rueben
My babyyy
Rueben is my one and only and is mine forever xx
Rueben <3
Don’t mess with Rueben they’re deadly
Rueben is someone who you do not want to mess with